Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
