You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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