There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize