Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I wish i was in the wii world.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Did I show you my penis last night?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who youβre talking about.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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