dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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