i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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