This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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