Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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