The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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