Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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