My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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