She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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