can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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