still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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