I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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