So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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