I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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