It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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