I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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