Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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