Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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