I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
When are your genitals available?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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