We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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