i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
