Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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