The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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