white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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