did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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