I want to stick my p in your. b.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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