beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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