morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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