yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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