i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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