WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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