He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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