I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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