i think i have herpe
just one?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
