I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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