if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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