the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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