Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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