That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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