dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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