butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Are we still banned from the library?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
you made out with another girl for some wings
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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