You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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