how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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