About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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