I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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