I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
