: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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