Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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