No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
don't judge my taste in strippers
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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