so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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