Just cropdusted the office
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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