Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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